The Cottage (2008) 18 5*

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Two brothers kidnap a crime boss’s daughter and hold her for ransom in a secluded country cottage. Everything seems to be going to plan, but the brothers hadn’t counted on the hostage, putting up so much of a fight, or the owner of a nearby farm house, being a cannibalistic killer.

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The cottage is a mildly entertaining comedy horror, it starts off strongly and has some strong performances from the cast.

Though the first half of the film was strong, the second half was weak.  It felt like they were using Jennifer Ellisons cleavage to distract from this.  The cannibal it seems was dropped in to extend the film.